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<item><title>The naturist...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=39569</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:16:12 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nzFUv3eN4Yg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nzFUv3eN4Yg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Claro, como ele mesmo disse, a picada de uma abelha é apenas um pouco pior que a picada de um mosquito :) Mas você não deve se preocupar com isso, afinal, roubar o mel direto da colmeia e ser atacado por abelhas é apenas um mito urbano :D]]></description></item><item><title>Como lavar seu carrinho...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=12294</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:24:42 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/iKjaqYUA11k&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/iKjaqYUA11k&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Ele só faz isso na escola...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=44361</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:26:08 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/H_mr7mTEKbE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/H_mr7mTEKbE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Ele fica na sala de aula fazendo rap o dia inteiro sem prestar atenção em mais nada... Resultado, vai ficar rico :P]]></description></item><item><title>Já era o gato...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=92274</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:30:50 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/bTlVhpeJiqU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/bTlVhpeJiqU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Como não ficar frustrado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=79094</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:31:48 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/I4S2Gu7ZDT0&color1=0x6699&color2=0x54abd6&hl=ja&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/I4S2Gu7ZDT0&color1=0x6699&color2=0x54abd6&hl=ja&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Esse dai aprendeu a nunca desrespeitar um skate]]></description></item><item><title>Correntes...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=55917</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:35:45 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Bem, hoje recebi um e-mail de um amigo, uma corrente melhor dizendo... Bem, eu odeio correntes, mas essa é especial :D

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MEUS AMIGOS, MUITO OBRIGADO PELAS 4512 CORRENTES QUE ME FORAM ENVIADAS ATÉ AGORA!!! NESTE ANO, GRAÇAS A ELAS, TOMEI ALGUMAS ATITUDES QUE MUDARAM MINHA VIDA:

1.JÁ NÃO SACO DINHEIRO EM CAIXA ELETRÔNICO PORQUE VÃO ME COLAR UM ADESIVO AMARELO OU JOGAR UMA LINHA NO MEU OMBRO E QUANDO EU DOBRAR A ESQUINA VÃO ME ROUBAR;

2.JÁ NÃO TOMO COCA-COLA PORQUE ME AVISARAM QUE SERVE PRA LIMPAR MÁRMORE E QUE UM CARA CAIU NO TANQUE DA FÁBRICA E FICOU TOTALMENTE CORROÍDO;

3. NÃO VOU AO CINEMA COM MEDO DE SENTAR NUMA AGULHA CONTAMINADA COM O VÍRUS DA AIDS;

4. ESTOU COMO UMA INHACA DE GAMBÁ VIOLENTA PORQUE DESODORANTE CAUSA CÂNCER DE MAMA;

5. NÃO ESTACIONO O CARRO EM SHOPPING CENTER COM MEDO DE CHEIRAR PERFUME E SER SEQÜESTRADO;

6.NÃO ATENDO MEU CELULAR COM MEDO QUE ALGUÉM PEÇA PARA DIGITAR 533216450123=T4RH2 E EU TENHA QUE PAGAR UMA FORTUNA DE LIGAÇÃO PARA O IRÃ, OU ENTÃO OUÇA UM ANALFABETO DIZER QUE SEQUESTROU MINHA FILHA ENQUANTO UM OUTRO ANALFABETO BA NDIDO FICA GRITANDO QUE NEM VIADO…..AI PAI, AI PAI;

7. NÃO COMO MAIS BIGMAC POIS É TUDO FEITO COM CARNE DE MINHOCA COM ANABOLIZANTE;

8.NÃO COMO MAIS CARNE DE FRANGO, CHESTER E  NEM VOU NO KFC POIS OS FRANGOS FORAM ALTERADOS GENETICAMENTE, TOMAM HORMÔNIOS FEMININOS E TÊM SEIS ASAS, OITO COXAS E NÃO TÊM BICO, PENAS NEM CABEÇA;

9. NÃO SAIO COM MAIS NINGUÉM PORQUE TENHO MEDO DE ACORDAR NA BANHEIRA CHEIO DE GELO E SEM MEUS RINS;

10. REFRIGERANTE EM LATA, NEM PENSAR!!! TENHO MEDO DE MORRER DE LEPTOSPIROSE DO MIJO DO RATO;


11. NÃO TENHO MAIS NENHUM TOSTÃO POIS DOEI TUDO PARA A CAMPANHA EM PROL DA OPERAÇÃO DA NILDINHA, QUE É UMA MENINA QUE PRECISA FAZER UMA OPERAÇÃO URGENTE,QUE SÓ TEM MAIS DOIS MESES DE VIDA (DESDE 1993);

12.ESCREVI EM 500 NOTAS DE R$1,00 UMA MENSAGEM PARA A NOSSA SENHORA DA FRIEIRA, PARA ME DAR MUITO DINHEIRO, E ACABEI PERDENDO UMAS 20 NOTAS POIS EU ESCREVI DEMAIS;

13.ESTE MÊS DEVO RECEBER O MEU CELULAR ERICSSON, POR TER REPASSADO OS E-MAILS PARA 2366 AMIGOS, E MÊS QUE VEM RECEBO OS U$1.000,00 DA AOL E DA MICROSOFT,
ALÉM DO NOTEBOOK, DA FERRARI E DOS PRÊMIOS DA NESTLÉ;

14. NÃO BEBO MAIS REFRIGERANTE KUAT, POIS ELE TEM UMA SUBSTÂNCIA QUE CAUSA CÂNCER;


 

15. JESUS E NOSSA SENHORA JÁ DEVEM ESTAR MORANDO LÁ EM CASA DE TANTA VISITA DELES QUE RECEBO POR EMAIL;

“ENTÃO, PUTOS CRIADORES DE CORRENTES, SE VOCÊS NÃO PASSAREM ESTA CORRENTE, PARA CENTO E QUINZE MIL AMIGOS, EM EXATOS CINCO MINUTOS, UM URUBU VAI TE CAGAR, E VOCÊ VAI VIVER doente PRO RESTO DA VIDA!\"

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:P]]></description></item><item><title>Efeito de 10 tipos de droga...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=42440</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:46:00 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/KyBO_NQU1pc&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/KyBO_NQU1pc&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

LSD é o melhor, haha...]]></description></item><item><title>Remi Gaillard no elevador...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=17333</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:52:55 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"325\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/lRefZf3gj74&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/lRefZf3gj74&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"325\" height=\"265\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Rogério Skylab...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=90336</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:55:19 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/sMEOKJ3EE0Q&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/sMEOKJ3EE0Q&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"320\" height=\"265\"></embed></object></div>

Não sei se vocês já conhecem Rogério Skylab, um dos poetas e músicos mais geniais do Brasil :D...]]></description></item><item><title>Não mexe com quem está quieto...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=38543</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:58:50 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/EK-buJPxjps&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/EK-buJPxjps&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Não mexe com quem está quieto, afinal tem gente que não sabe brincar :)...]]></description></item><item><title>Cara chato na escola...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=17752</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:00:55 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/MXc-bl2wOok&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/MXc-bl2wOok&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

A arte de abusar alguém e fazer outra pessoa pagar]]></description></item><item><title>Super man...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=88372</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:06:56 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-QbZ12WRLL0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-QbZ12WRLL0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Super man na universidade :D]]></description></item><item><title>Gente burra é outra coisa...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=96203</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 3:50:24 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/faixa.jpg\" width=\"450\"/></div>

:P]]></description></item><item><title>A diferença entre Bush e Obama na casa branca..</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=91216</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 3:54:28 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"bo01.jpg\"/>
<img src=\"bo02.jpg\" width=\"450\"/></div>]]></description></item><item><title>10 Coisas para não fazer no cinema</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=77591</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 4:36:48 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2h5k-tuyqq8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2h5k-tuyqq8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

:D]]></description></item><item><title>Foi tentar assustar a irmã...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=38880</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 4:40:28 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/17WwANsSWa0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/17WwANsSWa0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Fail. fail. fail. fail. fail.]]></description></item><item><title>Remi Gaillard...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=59881</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 4:59:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/s5hOS5viYUw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/s5hOS5viYUw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Crepúsculo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=75193</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 5:38:49 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/twilight.jpg\" width=\"475\"/></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Knockout duplo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=29665</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 7:12:11 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Dt4LrZO9z8k&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Dt4LrZO9z8k&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

E aí, quem ganha?]]></description></item><item><title>Aprenda a dirigir...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=33109</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:43:11 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/TnceaTY15EQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/TnceaTY15EQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Se alguma vez alguém lhe prender dentro de um carro com uma bomba em baixo, apenas retire-a usando essa tecnica simples :D]]></description></item><item><title>O que fazer com seu amigo bêbado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=72133</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 4:50:55 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/pegamig.jpg\" width=\"450\"/></div>

Sim, tenho certeza que ele vai ficar muito puto com você depois... se ele lembrar... :D]]></description></item><item><title>Banana club...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=92147</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 4:57:28 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Sério mesmo?

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<img src=\"a/bclub1.jpg\" width=\"450\"/>
<img src=\"a/bclub2.jpg\" width=\"450\"/>
<img src=\"a/bclub3.jpg\" width=\"450\"/>
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E aí, não bateu aquela vontade de comer uma bananinha? :D]]></description></item><item><title>Ursos jogando Hockey...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=38240</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 7:58:39 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"370\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.liveleak.com/e/3f5_1259002434\"></param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.liveleak.com/e/3f5_1259002434\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"450\" height=\"370\"></embed></object></div>

Prefiro não escrever nada :l]]></description></item><item><title>Gordin preso...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=11311</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 8:00:04 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"370\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.liveleak.com/e/bb5_1255941090\"></param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.liveleak.com/e/bb5_1255941090\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"450\" height=\"370\"></embed></object></div>

Poxa...]]></description></item><item><title>Camisinha grátis</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=56318</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:15:37 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/freec.jpg\" width=\"470\" />
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E aí, vai? :D]]></description></item><item><title>Como economizar com a mudança...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=42898</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:26:08 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" alt=\"How To Save On Moving Expenses Funny Videos\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/1501195\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/1501195\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href=\"http://www.break.com/index/how-to-save-on-moving-expenses.html\" target=\"_blank\">How To Save On Moving Expenses</a> - Watch more <a href=\"http://www.break.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Funny Videos</a></font></div>

E assim os noruegueses fazem a sua mudança... Afinal, para que gastar com a mudança se você pode fazer tudo isso em uma viagem e apenas um carro? :D ]]></description></item><item><title>Bolhas... Bolhas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=31033</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:32:26 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Jo6dkHgT6TI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Jo6dkHgT6TI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Esse daí tem talento, hein...]]></description></item><item><title>Nunca mexa com quem está quieto!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=65813</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:33:57 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" alt=\"Kid Teaches Shirtless Bully a Lesson Funny Videos\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/1297226\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/1297226\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Mexeu com quem estava quieto, levou a dele :P...
]]></description></item><item><title>Quebrando a cadeira...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=80149</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:03:55 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" alt=\"Huge Girl Breaks Chair During Dance Epic Fails\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/1507630\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/1507630\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Bem, quando for dançar em cima da cadeira, certifique-se primeiro que a mesma consegue suportar o seu peso :P]]></description></item><item><title>Ui...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=22048</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:04:26 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" alt=\"Don\'t C-Walk Onto a Treadmill Funny Videos\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/679361\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/679361\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Fail.
Simplesmente fail.]]></description></item><item><title>Americano cortando a grama do muro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=89808</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:39:20 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/ak.jpg\" width=\"450\"/></div>

Não poxa... Eles não são preguiçosos...]]></description></item><item><title>Guerra de almofadas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=60440</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:40:19 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/almfd.jpg\" width=\"475\" />
</div>

E se elas se revoltassem? :D]]></description></item><item><title>Formiga esperta...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=46431</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:41:01 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/foresp.jpg\" width=\"450\"/></div>

Por que não misturar a diversão com o trabalho? :P]]></description></item><item><title>Alguém viu?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=31438</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:42:26 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/suspeitofail.jpg\" width=\"450\"/></div>

Poxa, se alguém reconhecer algum desses dois delinquentes, por favor contatem a polícia.]]></description></item><item><title>Susto no banheiro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=87629</link><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:26:47 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"337\" alt=\"Mean Toilet Scare Prank Funny Videos\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/1423243\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/1423243\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"464\" height=\"337\"></embed></object></div>

Sério, tenta se imaginar na situação daquele cara na privada...
Depois de abaixar as calças, esperando privacidade total, sai um maluco, anormal, psicopata... :X
Bem... Err... Isso aí ^^ ;D]]></description></item><item><title>É a minha casa! e cachorro não entra aqui!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=39768</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 2:53:33 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-wLXUfmLDXQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-wLXUfmLDXQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Então caí fora, zé!]]></description></item><item><title>Mais uma utilidade para melancias...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=52117</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 2:55:20 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"295\" alt=\"Watermelon Vs High Voltage Capacitor Bank Funny Videos\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/1318458\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/1318458\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"464\" height=\"295\"></embed></object</div>

E você pensou que melancias só serviam para comer, huh?  
Melancias + Alta voltagem = Diversão  
:D]]></description></item><item><title>Cara estupido VS Parte rasa da piscina...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=21151</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 3:04:30 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" alt=\"How Not to Jump Into a Pool Funny Videos\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/818069\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/818069\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Por isso certifiquem-se antes de que a piscina é funda o suficiente antes de dar aquele super mergulho de cara.]]></description></item><item><title>Sim, viemos dos primatas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=43639</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 4:11:30 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Cr3rD2Q2Tvw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Cr3rD2Q2Tvw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Alguém me diz como esse gato fez isso? o.o</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=61575</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:19:36 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/9wswE4fFvJ8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/9wswE4fFvJ8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

E se você achou que esse daí era ninja, olhe o de baixo :P...
Talvez tenha um gato vivendo na sua casa e até hoje você não percebeu o.o

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/4Dna0oWu_EU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/4Dna0oWu_EU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Comercial engraçado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=54185</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:24:04 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Z_hwMtG2xCs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Z_hwMtG2xCs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Bem, eu até descreveria o video aqui, mas pra quê? :P]]></description></item><item><title>Japoneses e suas ideias...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=71562</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:25:05 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oGhkQqs-6qQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oGhkQqs-6qQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

São legais, com toda certeza... =)]]></description></item><item><title>Como não brincar com fogos de aritificio...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=86922</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:35:38 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"771662\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"EMBED-FIREWORK NUTSHOT FAIL free videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/NzcxNjYy\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/NzcxNjYy\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

u_u...]]></description></item><item><title>Perna de pau + Esteira = Fail...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=54217</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:39:33 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/7hPRCa5xD-c&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/7hPRCa5xD-c&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Sério, como é que certas pessoas conseguem pensar em algo não tão inteligente? :P]]></description></item><item><title>Auch, deve ter doido... :P</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=68166</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:41:09 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"337\" id=\"752945\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"EMBED-Backflip to Teeter Totter Nutshot free videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/NzUyOTQ1\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/NzUyOTQ1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"337\"></embed></object></div>

Ui... :x]]></description></item><item><title>Bebados...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=44315</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:42:26 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/4IGu3RmI184&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/4IGu3RmI184&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Eles não conseguem ver portas...]]></description></item><item><title>Como matar sua namorada de susto..</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=53584</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:04:46 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" alt=\"Girlfriend Scared by Fake Head in Bed Funny Videos\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/1358572\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/1358572\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Não sei como ela não estrangulou ele depois...]]></description></item><item><title>Ninja na garagem...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=65765</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:07:30 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"796946\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"EMBED-Ninja Scare Prank In Garage free videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/Nzk2OTQ2\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/Nzk2OTQ2\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

o.o...]]></description></item><item><title>Algumas pessoas se preocupam com segurança...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=28175</link><pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:02:08 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/b01.jpg\" width=\"460\"/></div>

Outras apenas exageram... Demais...
Acho que ele queria... acho que sei lá... o.O]]></description></item><item><title>Bafometro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=99439</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 3:30:09 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/fB4wtETkfg4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/fB4wtETkfg4&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Ele está tão alcolizado que não percebe a diferença entre o bafometro e uma garrafa de vodka :P...
O legal mesmo é a risada do policial ^^...]]></description></item><item><title>Corrida de Hamster...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=47235</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:04:42 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1908977&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" ><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"/><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1908977&fullscreen=1\"/><embed src=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1908977&fullscreen=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\"  width=\"480\" height=\"360\"  allowScriptAccess=\"always\"></embed></object></div>

lol xD]]></description></item><item><title>To com sono, vou dormir...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=69397</link><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:18:43 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/wH-f0FodaNI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/wH-f0FodaNI&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Bem, fiquem com esse video :P
O cara quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase ganha a corrida... :P]]></description></item><item><title>Reportagem Exclusiva!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=96605</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 7:28:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/coco.jpg\" width=\"475\" /></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Gatos... Hoje em dia eles são ninjas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=70654</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:21:53 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Gato abrindo um pote de amendoim :D

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Não há necessidade de comentar nesse aqui :P

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^^...]]></description></item><item><title>O ponto fraco da morte...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=14552</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:50:07 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/qDQp2opccNk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/qDQp2opccNk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Oh, se fosse assim =D]]></description></item><item><title>Não é tão feliz ser um pássaro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=53066</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:51:08 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" 

data=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1754821&fullscreen=1\" 

width=\"480\" height=\"360\" ><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"/><param name=\"wmode\" 

value=\"transparent\"/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"/><param name=\"movie\" 

quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1754821&fullscreen=1\"/><embed src=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?

clip_id=1754821&fullscreen=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\"  

width=\"480\" height=\"360\"  allowScriptAccess=\"always\"></embed></object></div>
Pelo menos não nesses momentos...]]></description></item><item><title>Nunca julgue cedo demais...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=67889</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:35:18 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><embed src=\"http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1277415/dont_judge_too_quickly_we_wont.swf\" 
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:P]]></description></item><item><title>Corda invisivel...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=81047</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:37:50 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" 

data=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1768580&fullscreen=1\" 

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value=\"transparent\"/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"/><param name=\"movie\" 

quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1768580&fullscreen=1\"/><embed src=\"http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1768580&fullscreen=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\"  

width=\"480\" height=\"360\"  allowScriptAccess=\"always\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Jornalista engole mosquito...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=86571</link><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:40:44 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\">
<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/4qB6DWWUPXY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/4qB6DWWUPXY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Ao vivo, legal é a mensagem que aparece um pouco depois ^^...]]></description></item><item><title>Por que alguém iria querer fazer isso?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=84732</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 2:31:32 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/1fWzXNhfoQ8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/1fWzXNhfoQ8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Até que é legal, mas seria mais interessante se o ar não saísse enquanto você tenta entrar :P]]></description></item><item><title>Reporteres se dando mal...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=11879</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 4:05:50 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Ine9p9LrXBQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Ine9p9LrXBQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

:P]]></description></item><item><title>Idéia super inteligente...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=74037</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 4:06:43 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><embed src=\"http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1049596/dad_blanket.swf\" width=\"400\" height=\"345\" wmode=\"transparent\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" name=\"Metacafe_1049596\" pluginspage=\"http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href=\"http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1049596/dad_blanket/\">Dad Blanket</a> - <a href=\"http://www.metacafe.com/\">Watch today’s top amazing videos here</a></font></div>

Imagine você em casa todo relaxado e chega alguém... Aí o que você faz? Nada... Oras pois, apenas vista-se com o cobertor :D Você já viu algo mais prático e legal? ^^]]></description></item><item><title>Se você tiver fumado/cheirado/bebido ou é maluco... Veja isso =)</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=98885</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 4:08:08 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/MMeLFEq58QU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/MMeLFEq58QU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Se você é normal, chato ou está sóbrio, aconselho nem abrir.]]></description></item><item><title>Tetris na vida real!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=11059</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 4:08:58 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/HhzT7HASsPA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/HhzT7HASsPA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Enquanto assistia pensei, quanto tempo será que esse povo treinou pra fazer aquilo?
Poxa, certas coisas não são normais...]]></description></item><item><title>Gaivotas são traiçoeiras...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=18568</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 4:10:17 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/VILrWeO5QYs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/VILrWeO5QYs&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Dando prejuizo ao dono mercadinho que nunca irá encontrar, nem sequer saber do destino de sua mercadoria perdida. U_U]]></description></item><item><title>Homens, fiquem longe das lingeries...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=88836</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 4:11:46 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Z82B7hmA9wM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Z82B7hmA9wM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Está vendo? Mesmo que você queira apenas experimentar, não é uma boa idéia, nunca é. Nem mesmo em casa quando sua mãe/esposa/namorada está fora. Nunca, NUNCA faça isso...]]></description></item><item><title>A melhor maneira de entrar no carro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=36011</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 4:14:58 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/HSWBXIfJzwU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/HSWBXIfJzwU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Alguns motivos para entrar no carro assim:

Você quer impressionar as gatinhas ali do lado.
Você quer quebrar seus dentes.
Você quer sentir o freio de mão na sua bunda.
Você é um bandido e está fugindo da policia.
Você pensa em se tornar um atleta mas ainda não conhece suas habilidades.

Se você se encaixa em uma dessas categorias, vá em frente! :D]]></description></item><item><title>Como aquecer a sua bebida...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=63467</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 5:33:56 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"337\" id=\"526582\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"EMBED-How Not To Do A Flaming Shot free videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/NTI2NTgy\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/NTI2NTgy\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"337\"></embed></object></font></div>

Algumas pessoas gostam de colocar fogo nos drinks... Mas certamente, esse não é o jeito certo de se fazer =)]]></description></item><item><title>Darth Vader jogando golf...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=24332</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 5:34:29 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/81fwEmP2CKY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/81fwEmP2CKY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Ele é meio trapaceiro, huh? :P]]></description></item><item><title>Macaco desgraçado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=20590</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 5:35:27 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-LMLGuOkK6w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-LMLGuOkK6w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

xP]]></description></item><item><title>Stupid people...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=28192</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 5:39:22 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/XxGGyVklPHg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/XxGGyVklPHg&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Sempre fazendo merdas que nos deixam felizes =D]]></description></item><item><title>Corvette ultrapassando um carro a 160km/h...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=94566</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 6:43:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oO1zwSmq8-w&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oO1zwSmq8-w&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Será que ele tava rápido? :P]]></description></item><item><title>Dança estranha, porém divertida :P</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=17319</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 6:44:49 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2412&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" /><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" /><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2412&fullscreen=1\" /></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>O que não fazer com seu novíssimo Bugatti Veyron</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=89124</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 7:20:07 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/GJa32RvAtPE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/GJa32RvAtPE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Bem... Se ele tiver MUITO dinheiro, talvez não tenha tanta dor de cabeça assim... :P
Mas, eu me mataria se tivesse feito isso U_U...]]></description></item><item><title>Mais um Ninja...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=65441</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 7:21:06 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/aWhTXlwYczI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/aWhTXlwYczI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Acho que não há necessidades de qualquer comentário aqui.]]></description></item><item><title>O motorista mais pau no cu do mundo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=24048</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 7:21:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/fzN7JYQ62O8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/fzN7JYQ62O8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Bandido COMENDO evidencia...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=18079</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 7:24:57 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/lmnUx_wNqRE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/lmnUx_wNqRE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Imagino eu que tinha algo importante naquele papel...]]></description></item><item><title>Brincadeira com colher de pau... Fail... </title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=51202</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 9:26:38 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/k4hpbOD5sCo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/k4hpbOD5sCo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Aposto que o outro cara realmente não tinha a mínima ideia do que estava acontecendo... :P]]></description></item><item><title>A chacina dos marshmallows...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=47817</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:04:25 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/playnmJB_TI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/playnmJB_TI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>


Tudo que eles queriam era um belo e calmo passeio pelo parque...]]></description></item><item><title>Camuflagem russa...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=30078</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:05:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"340\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/uKKHfgJqcHw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/uKKHfgJqcHw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"450\" height=\"340\"></embed></object></div>

Poxa, show de bola hein =D]]></description></item><item><title>Superman na rodovia..</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=65939</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:05:57 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/hJPqI7m-l00&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/hJPqI7m-l00&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"450\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Só faltou a capa...]]></description></item><item><title>Maluco pegando notebook com a bunda...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=97526</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:06:28 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oiNaadVOQEM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oiNaadVOQEM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"450\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>


Sem comentários...]]></description></item><item><title>Sim, ele foi enganado... </title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=87157</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:07:17 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/bjCDLMtkNGc&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/bjCDLMtkNGc&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

:P
Amigos legais hein =)]]></description></item><item><title>Cara chato na aula...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=61109</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:39:09 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FJ_VPj-maAY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FJ_VPj-maAY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"450\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

O que fazer com aquele cara chato que só pertuba na aula?
Nada :) Deixa que o professor mesmo toma conta =D]]></description></item><item><title>Foi você?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=29374</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:55:39 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/BikeOMG.jpg\" width=\"475\" />
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Tradução:
<span style=\"font-size:20px\">
\"Você levou uma bicicleta cinza do corrimão da catedral de St. Nicolas na noite do dia 25?

FODA-SE!

Eu vou lhe matar. Eu vou passar o resto dos meus dias procurando por você. Eu vou lhe achar. Eu não irei mais dormir. Deus não lhe salvará. Eu estou estou vindo por você.\"</span>

Caceta o.o]]></description></item><item><title>Melhor jogadora de futebol :D</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=29131</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:09:12 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/X4Piuuqqs10&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/X4Piuuqqs10&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

^^ Uma partidinha e você tem a garantia de sair do jogo sem os dentes ;D]]></description></item><item><title>Gato toca piano com o concerto... </title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=28260</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:33:46 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zeoT66v4EHg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zeoT66v4EHg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Que Mozart que nada...]]></description></item><item><title>Andrew WK respondendo uma pergunta...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=52542</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:37:15 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/WpcikeA_v9Q&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/WpcikeA_v9Q&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"320\" height=\"265\"></embed></object></div>

Da pra ver que ele estava amando a entrevista e respondeu com toda seriedade do mundo. =)]]></description></item><item><title>Dormindo no volante...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=66723</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:46:30 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/e7h0xmlypcI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/e7h0xmlypcI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Ta vendo como é perigoso? o.o]]></description></item><item><title>Haha... Brincando de luta...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=62605</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 11:50:03 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Dpqe5Lpkf2o&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Dpqe5Lpkf2o&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Detalhe para o \"Slaps only\"(Apenas tapas)... :P]]></description></item><item><title>Roundhouse Kick Owns...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=78635</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:06:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/VjOs-HbkVX4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/VjOs-HbkVX4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Todo castigo para corno eh pouco...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=18208</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:32:32 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/YypsMx4GP9w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/YypsMx4GP9w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Mas poxa, foi divertido sim =D]]></description></item><item><title>Deixem os mendigos em paz...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=52405</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 4:49:41 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/j5y_6zugUXw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/j5y_6zugUXw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Haha... Tenho uns amigos que já pularam mendigos :P... Mas creio que não aconteceu desse jeito aí ^^...]]></description></item><item><title>CSI....</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=17971</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 4:53:41 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/csizoom.jpg\"/></div>

Hoho lol...]]></description></item><item><title>Defesa contra Chuck Norris...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=39521</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 6:24:24 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Não.. Não há defesa contra Chuck Norris, mas caso você encontre um Chucky Wannabe, você poderá se defender do Roundhouse Kick após ver esse video :)

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/essqdPsemBY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/essqdPsemBY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

PS: Coloquei as minhas lentes de contato ao contrário... to vendo tudo estranho, muito estranho :P]]></description></item><item><title>Arte com pasta de dente em pessoas dormindo XD</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=27367</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 8:47:55 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/r6OfOta7zbc&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/r6OfOta7zbc&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

=D]]></description></item><item><title>Aprenda a jogar basquete...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=49567</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 8:52:34 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/PybVjjmeBv8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/PybVjjmeBv8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Agora vai lá e tenta :D]]></description></item><item><title>Supercondutores....</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=80006</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:03:02 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1512990\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Cool Superconductor Demonstration Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUxMjk5MA==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUxMjk5MA==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object><br><font size=1><a href=\"http://www.break.com/index/cool-superconductor-demonstration.html\">Cool Superconductor Demonstration</a> - Watch more <a href=\"http://www.break.com/\">Funny Videos</a></font></div>

Mesmo que você nem saiba que diabos um supercondutor seja, esse video é legal XD... ]]></description></item><item><title>Bebado VS Cerca</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=31257</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:52:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"337\" id=\"569197\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Man Vs. Fence Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/NTY5MTk3\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/NTY5MTk3\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"337\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Privada do futuro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=74581</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:48:45 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/s_3FT_66QoY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/s_3FT_66QoY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Para seu conforto e proteção =D]]></description></item><item><title>Superman...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=96634</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:59:11 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=1672&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"> 						<param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" /> 						<param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" /> 						<param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=1672&fullscreen=1\" /> 					</object><div style=\'padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;\'>See more <a href=\'http://www.todaysbigthing.com/\'>funny videos</a> and <a href=\'http://www.todaysbigthing.com/\'>TBT Videos</a> at <a href=\'http://www.todaysbigthing.com/\'>Today\'s Big Thing</a>.</div></div>

Eu sei que eu já postei um video de le parkour em algum lugar por aqui, mas esse aqui vale a pena ver, é ainda mais ninja que aquele outro alí :P...]]></description></item><item><title>Gato treinado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=43726</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:48:47 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/_ug7WEUxH68&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/_ug7WEUxH68&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

O final do video é inesperadamente engraçado XD...]]></description></item><item><title>O mais sortudo e o mais azarado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=29701</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:27:47 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1507541\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Spectacular Speedboat Flip and Crash Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUwNzU0MQ==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUwNzU0MQ==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

...Juntos no mesmo lugar :D

O cameraman deve ter se cagado todo =P]]></description></item><item><title>Touchdown!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=85722</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 3:07:38 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/T2QlO_qmb-4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/T2QlO_qmb-4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Por isso que futebol americano não é tão famoso na França... Dá pra ver que eles não entende muito bem o conceito do jogo. Ou talvez eu esteja totalmente errado e eles estejam experimentando uma maneira novissima de se jogar.
Mas bem, seja lá o que for, esse francês aí é maluco.]]></description></item><item><title>O sorriso do Obama...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=89813</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 5:59:34 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/IUa9WthUJdU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/IUa9WthUJdU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Aparentemente nunca muda :D
E ai esta a prova ^^...]]></description></item><item><title>Aprenda a jogar futebol americano.</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=20945</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 6:47:20 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/jrC8MRgDrFU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/jrC8MRgDrFU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Simples assim, como vocês podem ver futebol americano não é apenas um esporte, ele também é muito util se você estiver querendo um emprego de tocador de sinos de igreja... Imagina se algum padre iria recusar o emprego a alguém que consegue tocar os sinos a vários metros de distância?
Agora é só ir treinar :D]]></description></item><item><title>Usando garrafas de cerveja como dominó...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=17580</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 6:56:29 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/8QSU8wXDkcg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/8QSU8wXDkcg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Não sei bem como explicar isso, mas simplesmente genio... Até um tanto quanto assustador, eles deveriam estar guardando cerveja durante anos pra fazer isso o.o... E o trabalho... pqp... u_u]]></description></item><item><title>Arrancando a cobertura do posto...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=33427</link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 7:34:15 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/_Wv3yoB-yWY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/_Wv3yoB-yWY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Simples assim...]]></description></item><item><title>Como recuperar um CD arranhado.</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=77548</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 2:03:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><embed src=\"http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/895809/repair_cds_with_a_microwave.swf\" width=\"400\" height=\"345\" wmode=\"transparent\" pluginspage=\"http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\"> </embed></div>


Com essa tecnica simples seu CD arranhado vai estar novinho.

Primeiro, coloque o CD no microondas e com cuidado selecione a opção \"Reparar Disco\"...  Se você prestar atenção você verá as fagulhas removendo os arranhões!!!
Quando você remover o CD, você vai pensar que está pior, mas calma calma! Ainda não acabamos ;D
Coloque o C numa toalha de papel e pegue sorvete... Coloque ao redor do disco, depois pegue cobertura e passe em cima das partes arranhadas, depois coloque um ovo em cima da cobertura... E deixe assim durante 11 horas e meia.
Depois com um pickle misture tudo no CD e depois coloque tudo numa vasilha... Agora, esfregue tudo usando um hamburger de marshmallow, não use um hamburger de verdade, pois apagará o conteudo do disco! Agora lave tudo e você verá como o CD ficou novinho :D irá tocar como novo!
Ah, e o pickle! Depois de tanto trabalho, você merece um premio! Vá em frente e coma :D Você merece!]]></description></item><item><title>Matrix Lego!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=55327</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 5:49:17 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/xR4xDeiHrfA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/xR4xDeiHrfA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Orras, ficou identico o.o]]></description></item><item><title>Homem VS Bebe</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=22620</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 2:12:25 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/qZ5DfWN3fWU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/qZ5DfWN3fWU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Quem será que ganhará nessa competição suja?! o.o]]></description></item><item><title>Treinador assassino.</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=39319</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 2:18:00 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1516006\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Thrown Trophy Hits Player in the Head Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUxNjAwNg==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUxNjAwNg==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></font></div>

Isso que dá excesso de confiança...
mas pense pelo lado bom, ele ganhou um trofeu e uma pancada na cabeça :D

]]></description></item><item><title>Gato abre a porta quarto...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=27192</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 2:23:56 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"295\" id=\"1514978\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Smart Cat Opens Bedroom Door Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUxNDk3OA==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUxNDk3OA==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Poxa... gato esperto o.o
Tenta uma vez, e depois tenta de novo... omg xD]]></description></item><item><title>Casal problemático...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=60736</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 2:42:08 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Bem, algumas semanas atrás uma garota postou um video dela mostrando o ódio dela quanto ao objeto de vício do namorado, um XBOX... para os que não viram aqui está o vídeo :P

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Bem, agora semanas depois, o namorado teve sua revanche... Ele destroiu o notebook dela em uma tacada de golf, para honrar Tiger Woods :D

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Bem, acho que ambos tem problemas... Apesar que se eu fosse o namorado, também faria algo parecido :P]]></description></item><item><title>O endereço do site \"mudou\"...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=52881</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 2:45:17 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Bem, para os que acessam, o site vai mudar para <a href=\"http://www.PeruAssassino.com\">www.PeruAssassino.com</a>... bem, na verdade, ele vai \"mudar\", já que ainda vai dar para entrar pelo antigo <a href=\"http://www.killerturkey.com\">KillerTurkey.com</a>... Bem, tanto faz :P só acho que Peru Assassino vai ser mais fácil de lembrar para alguns ^^... só isso :P]]></description></item><item><title>A criança mais estupida do mundo.</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=66274</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 3:05:26 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/aBDAI1nBAmU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/aBDAI1nBAmU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Imagina quando ela começar a dirigir a merda que vai dar... o.o]]></description></item><item><title>Pegadinha do ovo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=36808</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 3:34:58 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[O cara primeiro fala como que vai fazer... Diz detalhadamente que vai dar 5 dólares se o cara conseguir segurar um ovo com a boca durante 10 segundos, e explica que ele vai colocar um ovo na boca para mostrar como que se faz e dar o outro ovo para o amigo fazer... E que ele vai dar um tapa no queixo e quebrar o ovo... Mas... ... Não vou dizer para não estragar a surpresa XD

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ZlwetBfnKCk&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ZlwetBfnKCk&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Cantor alemão super talentoso!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=51925</link><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:59:01 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/sBGQcNPnaT8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/sBGQcNPnaT8&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>


Meu amigo me passou essa daí xD
Cantor com futuro já feito hein ;D]]></description></item><item><title>Coisas que bêbados dizem, ou não.</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=32885</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 9:02:40 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Coisas que são difíceis de dizer quando estamos bêbados:

1. Astúcia
2. Preliminar
3. Proliferação
4. Coloração


Coisas que são muito difíceis de dizer quando estamos bêbados:

1. Especificidade
2. Anticonstitucionalismo
3. Transtorno agressivo-passivo
4. Transubstanciar


Coisas que são absolutamente impossível dizer quando estamos bêbados:

1. Obrigado, mas eu não quero fazer sexo.
2. Tequila? De jeito nenhum!
3. Desculpa, mas você não faz o meu tipo.
4. Dogão? Não obrigado, não estou com fome.
5. Bafômetro? Claro, policial, passe ele pra cá!
6. Oh, não, de jeito nenhum. Ninguém quer me ouvir cantar no karaoke.
7. Fique tranquilo, eu não quero brigar com você.
8. Obrigado, mas não vou tentar dançar, não tenho nenhuma coordenação.
9. Onde fica o banheiro mais próximo? Eu não vou mijar neste poste.
10. Chega, vou para casa agora, tenho que trabalhar de manhã.]]></description></item><item><title>Alguns tem sorte...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=44958</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:40:38 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=248&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" /><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" /><param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=248&fullscreen=1\" /></object></div>


Algumas pessoas desafiam todas as leis de murphy e saem ilesas... ]]></description></item><item><title>A desgraça da familia...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=55476</link><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:53:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Em um torneio de wrestling...

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Não importam o que digam, perder numa luta pra alguém sem braços e pernas é humilhante.]]></description></item><item><title>Plano saiu meio errado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=48785</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:05:25 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/plan.gif\"/></div>

É né...

Peguei de algum lugar, mas esqueci de onde foi... >_<\"]]></description></item><item><title>Derrubado pela buzina do carro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=14049</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:14:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/hhjAQEs3X54&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/hhjAQEs3X54&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Algumas pessoas correm quando vê um carro se aproximando, outras... Bem...]]></description></item><item><title>Pilotos de avião comprando carteira...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=58870</link><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:25:48 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/LwUIOpOuBuk&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/LwUIOpOuBuk&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Por apenas R$9,99 compre agora a sua carteira e pilote já aquele 737 que você sempre desejou! ;D]]></description></item><item><title>Apenas assistam isso...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=81909</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 3:01:18 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=40&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" /><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" />	<param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=40&fullscreen=1\" /></object></div>

O cara estava feliz fazendo malabarismo com os espetinhos... Quando então... o.o ...algo que não era pra acontecer, aconteceu =D ou será que foi apenas pura habilidade?]]></description></item><item><title>Insetos no banheiro!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=78775</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 3:59:11 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/MI3rOKfkqFY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/MI3rOKfkqFY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Faculdade... Colegas de quarto... err... u_u]]></description></item><item><title>Bandidos clonam praca de carro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=43370</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 4:41:14 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/pracacronada.jpg\"/></div>

Há!]]></description></item><item><title>Atenção! Encontrada cadela desaparecida!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=73648</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 4:41:37 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/cadelafrango.jpg\"/></div>

Rachei de rir XD]]></description></item><item><title>Você não gosta do seu trabalho?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=15726</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 5:29:24 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Esse cara também não...

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/7Sq-HYGfnIo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/7Sq-HYGfnIo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Enquanto isso no boliche...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=59917</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:05:02 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Enquanto alguns só conseguem um strike uma vez a cada 10 anos, outros... bem...

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/qwsifK6ct-c&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/qwsifK6ct-c&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Loira caindo de cara...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=69994</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:17:56 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1518932\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Ditzy Blonde Chick Faceplants Off Ball Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUxODkzMg==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUxODkzMg==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></font></div>

Bem, poderia ter sido pior... ou não]]></description></item><item><title>Acidente hilário!!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=28791</link><pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:53:15 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1084500\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Hilarious Billard Accident Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTA4NDUwMA==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTA4NDUwMA==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Nossa, chega bateu saudades de jogar sinuca agora... Mas bem... Muito engraçado xD]]></description></item><item><title>Que diabos eles estavam pensando?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=46788</link><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 8:55:07 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1521313\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Quad Stunt Faceplant Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUyMTMxMw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUyMTMxMw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Sério... se alguém conseguir entender que diabos eles queriam fazer ao filmar isso por favor, me avisem! o.õ]]></description></item><item><title>E se tivesse um gorilla na sua geladeira?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=28593</link><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 9:58:37 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Acho que seria mais ou menos assim...
A não ser que ele tivesse achado o banana split dele...

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zT2-IkS4Cck&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zT2-IkS4Cck&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Filtro solar(no rabo)</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=26652</link><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:04:50 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/SQhFw5Me-8I&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/SQhFw5Me-8I&hl=en_GB&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Haha! Vi de uma amiga minha que botou no orkut... a narração ficou super! engraçado demais xD :D
Apatir de hoje, hei de seguir esses conselhos.. ]]></description></item><item><title>Gostei da musica haha :D</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=89809</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 2:45:20 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zi9_IFOj5DY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_PT&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zi9_IFOj5DY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_PT&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

He\'s a cat! Flushing the toilet... 
Quem disse que gatos não gostam de água? :D]]></description></item><item><title>Melhor American Idol de todos os tempos...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=14818</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 8:01:49 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Você já imaginou como seria um hipopotamo cantando? Depois de ver esse video eu comecei a formar uma idéia... o.o

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/f6EQlCa5aUY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/f6EQlCa5aUY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Eu gosto que ele pensa que a voz dele é única, realmente...]]></description></item><item><title>Isso é impossível! O carteiro mais sortudo da história...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=20542</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:55:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/a0B386UOG-M&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/a0B386UOG-M&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Sim, esse carteiro deveria estar comprando um ticket de loteria que mais tarde foi sorteado... pqp... sorte assim não deveria existir >_<]]></description></item><item><title>Não se masturbe para o vaso...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=13546</link><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:31:48 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/mi0W-Ud9twQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/mi0W-Ud9twQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Traduzido por moi :D]]></description></item><item><title>O maior mágico da história da humanidade...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=90196</link><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 5:05:54 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/hqiNL4Hn04A&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/hqiNL4Hn04A&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Algum dos truques da até medo...]]></description></item><item><title>Comercial hilário...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=48228</link><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 5:07:04 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/mf4LFelliLY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/mf4LFelliLY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

E se você tivesse que ser salvo pelos bombeiros durante uma sessão de acupultura?]]></description></item><item><title>Secando o carro no lava rápido...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=24181</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:51:51 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1535106\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"How Not to Exit a Car Wash Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUzNTEwNg==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTUzNTEwNg==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Espero que depois de todos os amassões, ele esteja bem sequinho :D]]></description></item><item><title>Isso, corra, pegue o bouquet...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=86474</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 3:35:21 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1546745\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Bouquet Catch Fail Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU0Njc0NQ==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU0Njc0NQ==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Depois vá para o hospital ver como está a sua cabeça...]]></description></item><item><title>Bandido se inspirando em transporter...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=70284</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 3:39:51 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[A uns tempos atrás postei um video da parte do filme transporter, onde o carinha tira a bomba do carro de um jeito meio diferente... <a href=\"http://www.peruassassino.com/post.php?id=33109\" target=\"_blank\"> Se você não viu clique aqui<a>.
Bem... Acho que esse cara se inspirou naquele filme o.o


<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1541202\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Car Goes Airborne Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU0MTIwMg==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU0MTIwMg==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Ele está usando microfone... errado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=35680</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 3:53:51 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/P--JZCqfIes&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/P--JZCqfIes&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Ainda bem que existe playback...]]></description></item><item><title>Luke Skywalker com TOC...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=56207</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 3:59:13 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/pcDZYkOCrtw&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/pcDZYkOCrtw&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

:D]]></description></item><item><title>NOT fail...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=57893</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 4:01:56 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1541196\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Forklift Spin Move Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU0MTE5Ng==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU0MTE5Ng==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Quando você trabalha, tens que gostar do que faz oras pois :D
Esse daí... bem... ^^]]></description></item><item><title>Como não virar cerveja...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=92101</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 4:19:48 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/doLUDJGXBJg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/doLUDJGXBJg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

E ainda tem um traficante fazendo uma entrega aos 1:40... :D]]></description></item><item><title>Sacaneando a irmã... lol</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=64390</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 5:52:01 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/gHri53dKERE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/gHri53dKERE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Eu tenho boas experiências com coca e mentos, mas essa foi genial, huh? :D]]></description></item><item><title>Como comer na McDonalds de graça...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=73581</link><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:58:04 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nNqMzaCwPSc&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nNqMzaCwPSc&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>
]]></description></item><item><title>4 Comerciais banidos...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=38376</link><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 5:10:00 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/PRiYkwtBK34&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/PRiYkwtBK34&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Velhinha VS Mercedes... Ri demais, muito engraçado</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=15576</link><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 5:15:26 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/0ZCoIege8oM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/0ZCoIege8oM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>


Esse é um dos videos mais hilários que eu já vi.. haha...
Não é o cara do skate, veja o video todo, ri demais... lol...
Sério :D]]></description></item><item><title>Techno Jeep</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=46047</link><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:44:53 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/LFybwg4wadI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/LFybwg4wadI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Um monte de desocupados fazendo música com um jeep.]]></description></item><item><title>Caminhão sendo destroido por um trem...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=76568</link><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:04:29 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1550691\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Train Destroys Truck Stuck on Tracks Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU1MDY5MQ==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU1MDY5MQ==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Impressionante como o trem simplesmente varou o caminhão o.o
Ta vendo só? Os caminhoneiros pessam que são os donos da rua, mas nos trilhos a história é diferente... :D]]></description></item><item><title>Voando pela torre mais alta do mundo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=36544</link><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 7:08:13 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1551350\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"World\'s Largest Tower Flyby Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU1MTM1MA==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU1MTM1MA==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Agora eu sei de onde esse povo tira ideias...]]></description></item><item><title>Mulher histerica...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=47140</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:25:02 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ZuHD4puSPY8&hl=en_US&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ZuHD4puSPY8&hl=en_US&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Quando você cremar sua mãe, não bote as cinzas dela perto de algum lugar onde possam ocorrer acidentes, ou alguém pode ficar igual essa mulher ai... ]]></description></item><item><title>Canadenses são LOUCOS!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=52489</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:26:52 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2669&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\">						<param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" />						<param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" />						<param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2669&fullscreen=1\" />					</object><div style=\'padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;\'>See more <a href=\'http://www.todaysbigthing.com/\'>funny videos</a> and <a href=\'http://www.todaysbigthing.com/\'>TBT Videos</a> at <a href=\'http://www.todaysbigthing.com/\'>Today\'s Big Thing</a>.</div></div>

E aí, vai um mergulhinho? :D]]></description></item><item><title>Como seria uma galinha fazendo beatbox?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=14039</link><pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:10:29 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1562965\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Chicken Beatboxing Chick Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU2Mjk2NQ==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU2Mjk2NQ==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></font></div>

:D]]></description></item><item><title>Sempre com muito amor e carinho...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=29436</link><pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:30:05 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"349\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/F4beAk93haE&border=1&color1=0x0&color2=0x7f7f7f&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/F4beAk93haE&border=1&color1=0x0&color2=0x7f7f7f&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Pessoas com habilidades...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=90601</link><pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:40:05 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Não, não são super poderes... apenas, habilidades com o treco de medir :D

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"286\" id=\"1565403\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Tape Measure Master Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU2NTQwMw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU2NTQwMw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"286\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Criança estupida... Fail</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=60145</link><pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:22:39 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://zappinternet.com/v/wujKceMniL\" height=\"350\" width=\"425\"><param name=\"FlashVars\" value=\"allowFullScreen=true\"></param><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://zappinternet.com/v/wujKceMniL\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param></object></div>

Agora eu sei por que os pais da gente não deixava a gente sair por aí correndo pelas ruas...
Mas bem, não foi tão mal, somente um pouco... err..]]></description></item><item><title>Ui... Deve ter doido, hein...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=93866</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:25:27 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1568271\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Chick Gets Slammed Hard By Couch Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU2ODI3MQ==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU2ODI3MQ==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Eu andei meio ocupado essa semana, e ainda tenho umas coisinhas pra resolver... Por isso não postei muitos videos, mas assim que eu terminar meus trecos eu volto a postar mais =d]]></description></item><item><title>One Tree Hill...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=69700</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:27:36 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2686&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"> 						<param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" /> 						<param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" /> 						<param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2686&fullscreen=1\" /> 					</object></div>

Sério mesmo? lol..]]></description></item><item><title>Ataque de panico...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=77607</link><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 8:04:05 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-dadPWhEhVk&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-dadPWhEhVk&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Um filme de 5 minutos feito por um uruguaiano... O cara agora está recebendo varias mensagems para trabalhar em Hollywood, já recebeu até uma oferta no valor de U$ 30 milhões... :D]]></description></item><item><title>Gato com uma caixa presa na cabeça...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=42320</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 5:49:50 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"384\" id=\"1584703\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Cat With Tissue Box Stuck on Its Head Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU4NDcwMw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU4NDcwMw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"384\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Ele até que estava dançando mais ou menos no começo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=38075</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 5:55:48 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"388\" id=\"101344\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Hilarious Dance Faceplant Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTAxMzQ0\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTAxMzQ0\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"388\"></embed></object></div>

Até que...]]></description></item><item><title>Guitarrista fail...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=78621</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 6:07:34 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FfgoVXnD60w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FfgoVXnD60w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Impressionando as garotas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=64855</link><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 6:48:39 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oi2_1QYkiJ0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oi2_1QYkiJ0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Foi tentar impressionar as garotinhas, mas acho que não deu muito certo... Algumas pessoas não nasceram para brilhar...]]></description></item><item><title>Cara meio insano pulando na arvore de natal...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=95274</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:53:55 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1588343\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Christmas Tree Jumper Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU4ODM0Mw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU4ODM0Mw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Gente meio louca...]]></description></item><item><title>Ladrão (quase) imortal...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=76441</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:56:02 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/GdCtG7KHy7I&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/GdCtG7KHy7I&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Propaganda real da Troller</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=20950</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:54:14 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/I-uSJeEgbXY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/I-uSJeEgbXY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

O YouTube é cheio de vídeos desse carro do aquaman, mas esse comercial ficou super.. supimpa =D]]></description></item><item><title>Escada rolante e seus perigos...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=88904</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:24:27 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oEmtOqPjzAg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/oEmtOqPjzAg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Acho que nem todos nós sabemos para que serve a escada rolante...]]></description></item><item><title>Loira sendo esmagada pela cama de bronzeamento...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=42194</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:26:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"404783\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Tanning Bed Falls On Hot Blonde Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/NDA0Nzgz\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/NDA0Nzgz\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Homem do leite VS Homem do correio...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=17566</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:34:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nTBIHXwSLNE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nTBIHXwSLNE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Haha..]]></description></item><item><title>Stop motion feito por estudantes...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=18735</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:41:06 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=49059\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=49059\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Simpsons na vida real...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=22314</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:46:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=4078\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=4078\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Hidrante... Geyser... wtf...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=27116</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:49:28 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=278306\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=278306\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Sim, claro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=49475</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:55:12 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=6987\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=6987\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>A diferença entre a sala do seu chefe e a sua...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=39973</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 6:17:21 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ineomNgLcwg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ineomNgLcwg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Tarzan fail...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=77169</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 7:33:33 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/psGJEs3Iw2o&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/psGJEs3Iw2o&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Cheirando na aula...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=18771</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 7:37:49 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/_9J0H0RQhuo&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/_9J0H0RQhuo&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

O_O]]></description></item><item><title>Ui... Deve ter doido, hein...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=92530</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 8:32:04 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/BkBm9kyi1Eg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/BkBm9kyi1Eg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Bem, agora aprenda como não quebrar uma garrafa de cerveja com a cabeça... :D]]></description></item><item><title>Fugindo da polícia...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=26938</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 9:28:13 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=198539\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=198539\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>O cara mais razoável do mundo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=87247</link><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 5:53:46 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=261303\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=261303\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

Com todo amor e carinho resolveu a disputa :D]]></description></item><item><title>Esse é profissional em snowboarding hein...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=50752</link><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 7:47:44 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1590884\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"EMBED-Snowboarder Faceplant Off Ski Lift free videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU5MDg4NA==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTU5MDg4NA==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

:D]]></description></item><item><title>Trote para operador de vôo... Barulhada</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=46187</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2009 17:15:05 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/CM3Ed91FwXU&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/CM3Ed91FwXU&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

O piloto(fdp) passando um trote para o controlador de vôo...
Imagina se isso fosse verdade? :D]]></description></item><item><title>A mochila perfeita para mulheres acampar...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=22038</link><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2009 13:40:36 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=251849\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=251849\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

=D]]></description></item><item><title>Essa aí nem doeu...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=89748</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2009 6:25:37 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"291\" id=\"1610032\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Triple Flip Faceplant KO Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTYxMDAzMg==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTYxMDAzMg==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"291\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>O maior pescador da TV...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=85499</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2009 7:00:34 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<object width=\"425\" height=\"349\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/76M012rel0E&border=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/76M012rel0E&border=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Pegadinha japonesa brutal...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=51038</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2009 7:42:32 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1444354\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"EMBED-Terrifying Sniper Prank on Japanese TV free videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTQ0NDM1NA==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTQ0NDM1NA==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Geralmente eu não gosto de pegadinhas de TV...
Mas essa aí eu caguei de rir xD... Foi brutal =P]]></description></item><item><title>Professora não gostou do presente...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=40072</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2009 10:17:17 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/NN06chJ4G_s&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/NN06chJ4G_s&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Dá próxima vez eles podem dar um porco espinho pra ela =D]]></description></item><item><title>Internet na vida real...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=37607</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2009 11:13:37 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/4T80JFB-4hI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/4T80JFB-4hI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

=D]]></description></item><item><title>Gordão pulando no gelo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=94967</link><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2009 17:41:57 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/i3N04Z3W4uc&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/i3N04Z3W4uc&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Coincidencia ou arte?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=65814</link><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 9:14:10 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"a/col.jpg\" /></div>

Hmm =D]]></description></item><item><title>O pior comercial já feito pelo homem...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=55047</link><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 3:24:43 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/C5K6NGT0Esc&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/C5K6NGT0Esc&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>


\"O que você faz quando seu companheiro de guerra morre? Come hamburguers de peixe e fritas de cebola...\" XD

Deve ser uma delicia hein =D
]]></description></item><item><title>Microsoft botando pra quebrar...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=73332</link><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 5:24:15 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Orra...

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/6_7BzUED39A&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/6_7BzUED39A&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

\"Depois do anúncio no ano passado do Project Natal - sistema do Xbox 360 de captação de movimentos sem o uso qualquer periférico ou joystiq - a Microsoft divulga mais uma tecnologia inovadora. De acordo com as informações divulgadas, esta tecnologia permitirá que as pessoas possam realizar várias tarefas do cotidiano, sem que seja necessário o uso das mãos.

Segundo a companhia será possível ler a energia elétrica no corpo humano e a partir daí recriar a ação pretendida através de um programa. De acordo com a configuração, essa indicação interagirá com vários objetos e situações do dia a dia.

Além disso, também será possível adaptar a tecnologia aos jogos eletrônicos. No vídeo demonstrativo, é possível ver uma pessoa manejando o jogo “Guitar Hero\" em uma guitarra imaginária. Fazendo apenas o movimento com os braços (para a paletada) e as mãos (para apertar as notas).\"]]></description></item><item><title>O Verdadeiro sex tape amador...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=54453</link><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 4:20:25 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"420\" height=\"339\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xbrnr8\" /><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" /><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" /><embed src=\"http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xbrnr8\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"420\" height=\"339\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Os melhores fails de 2009...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=25127</link><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 7:01:27 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2763&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"> 						<param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" /> 						<param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" /> 						<param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2763&fullscreen=1\" /> 					</object></div>

Pronto XD]]></description></item><item><title>Como passarinhos reagem a um assalto a mao armada...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=80289</link><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:48:44 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2zZbtaFt0W8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2zZbtaFt0W8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

XD... Bem, acho que ele não fez nada com o pobre coitado...]]></description></item><item><title>Mergulho olimpico slow motion...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=85435</link><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:50:51 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/SfwUWQsiaOk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/SfwUWQsiaOk&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Ri demais XD]]></description></item><item><title>Bananas de pijamas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=16439</link><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:53:45 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/q4EltTdwUwQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/q4EltTdwUwQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Eu assistia... haha =D]]></description></item><item><title>Treinamento de soldados coreanos...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=75194</link><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:48:20 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"384\" id=\"1637637\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Korean Soldier Failed Kick Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTYzNzYzNw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTYzNzYzNw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"384\"></embed></object></div>

Da pra ver que o exercito lá é só para quem tem bolas fortes...]]></description></item><item><title>Sempre preste muita atenção nas placas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=65274</link><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:19:16 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Se elas indicam que o chão está molhado, tente não ficar com muita raiva a ponto de tentar quebrar as portas do restaurante...

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1637597\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Fast Food Door Smash Fail Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTYzNzU5Nw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTYzNzU5Nw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

xD sim, eu ri demais =P]]></description></item><item><title>Portugues VS Brasileiro no orkut...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=97598</link><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 5:35:42 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><img src=\"/a/portuga.jpg\" width=\"480\" /></div>

Detalhe que um humano adulto possui apenas 32 dentes...]]></description></item><item><title>Uma linha de nylon e nada mais...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=48413</link><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 9:13:29 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/vyFT0fOOKMU&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/vyFT0fOOKMU&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Menti, um pouco de fita pra colar a linha na parede e um irmão ou amigo =D
O resto vocês vão entender...]]></description></item><item><title>Fugindo da policia com estilo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=75689</link><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 8:30:12 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1650273\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Dumb Criminal Fails Jumping Into Window Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTY1MDI3Mw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTY1MDI3Mw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Aliás... Bem... Ele tentou =P]]></description></item><item><title>Aprendendo a jogar basquete...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=56416</link><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 8:33:53 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=280910\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=280910\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

AaaaAAAAOOOO]]></description></item><item><title>Surfista burro...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=36452</link><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 8:36:28 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=280354\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=280354\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

Muito burro...]]></description></item><item><title>Remi Gaillard - 10 Anos...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=93709</link><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 8:15:46 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Bb6K868RCVY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Bb6K868RCVY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Peidos na matrix...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=98070</link><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 8:24:00 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/YxQW9hyuZVE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/YxQW9hyuZVE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"320\" height=\"265\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Aí minha cabeça....</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=35716</link><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 5:43:54 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/tiFORL8jsVE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/tiFORL8jsVE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

XD]]></description></item><item><title>9999 Gold... Para quem acha calypso ruim...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=38307</link><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 11:35:43 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/wMh84SXv-Ic&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/wMh84SXv-Ic&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Haha.. Um amigo passou pra mim pelo MSN :D
Muito bowa a banda hein....]]></description></item><item><title>Dia anual de andar no metro sem calças...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=40841</link><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:21:47 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/UxI46nl9pkc&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/UxI46nl9pkc&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>


Existe cada coisa estranha...]]></description></item><item><title>Futebol de filosofos...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=53051</link><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 7:28:37 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"320\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/moWZm66J_yM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/moWZm66J_yM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"320\" height=\"265\"></embed></object></div>

]]></description></item><item><title>Hein?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=99981</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 6:18:59 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=27707\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=27707\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

Será que o cara ia pegar a tampa do bueiro para usar de escudo na lutinha epica ali do lado? :O]]></description></item><item><title>Como fazer as pessoas usarem a escada normal ao invés da escada rolante...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=66462</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 6:26:22 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2819&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"> 						<param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" /> 						<param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" /> 						<param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2819&fullscreen=1\" /> 					</object></div>

Experimentozinho em Stockholm... ]]></description></item><item><title>Explodindo microondas com vinho...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=96736</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 6:34:35 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2831&fullscreen=1\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\"> 						<param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"sameDomain\" /> 						<param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" /> 						<param name=\"movie\" quality=\"best\" value=\"http://www.todaysbigthing.com/betamax/betamax.swf?item_id=2831&fullscreen=1\" /> 					</object></div>

HoHoHo... legal...
Mas eu sei o que vocês estão pensando u_u...]]></description></item><item><title>Japonesa fazendo karatê com os dedos :D</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=33185</link><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 3:50:54 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/VjV5KG1imoI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/VjV5KG1imoI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Perseguição canadense...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=38243</link><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 3:52:03 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=205551\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=205551\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

Continuo achando canadenses malucos... U_U...]]></description></item><item><title>Wrestling invisivel...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=80235</link><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 3:52:34 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=281902\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=281902\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

Tinha que ser japones... É sempre japonês... São sempre os japoneses... ://]]></description></item><item><title>Soldados no Iraq não tem o que fazer...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=37913</link><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 3:53:03 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282049\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282049\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

Na verdade eles tem... Muita diversão hein =D]]></description></item><item><title>Se Mario fosse  Jesus...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=69366</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:32:05 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"349\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-IzuDMAiyFI&border=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/-IzuDMAiyFI&border=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Pessoas estupidas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=96544</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:32:54 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282051\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282051\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

=P]]></description></item><item><title>Nunca usem o shampoo da namorada...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=12969</link><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:33:55 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1620909\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Bleach Shampoo Prank Pranks\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTYyMDkwOQ==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTYyMDkwOQ==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Ela pode colocar água oxigenada ou outros componentes que vão fazer seu cabelo ficar um tanto diferente.. Apenas para filmar e colocar na net :D]]></description></item><item><title>E ainda dizem que é preconceito...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=72573</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 6:10:57 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/6Qrv31qwhHo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/6Qrv31qwhHo&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Detalhe que no final, ela consegue resolver :D
Se vocês não tiverem paciencia para ver tudo(eu não tive, sério lol), adiantem o video até perto do final... Não poderia ter sido melhor lol...]]></description></item><item><title>Precisa tirar o dente mas não tem porta?!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=29089</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 6:25:53 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2nteQabEeIA&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2nteQabEeIA&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Faz que nem esse cara aí pow =D
Deve nem ter doido... =P]]></description></item><item><title>GOOOOL... Fail...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=42815</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 4:45:08 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ZVzdUGzbOYI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/ZVzdUGzbOYI&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Não, não...
Não o gol, a comemoração, poxa :D]]></description></item><item><title>Remi Gaillard no campo de futebol...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=83830</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 2:28:33 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282606\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282606\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

Sim, Remi Gaillaird entrou no campo disfarçado de jogador, apesar que ele estava usando tenis e não chuteira... E ninguém percebeu...
Ele até apertou a mão do presidente da republica, Sarkozy que disse que ele jogou muito bem durante a partida lol...
Deu entrevista e assinou autografos... Bem... Esse cara, é o cara... :P]]></description></item><item><title>Annoying Orange...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=53674</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 2:41:52 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[Waaazzzuuup?

<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282040\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282040\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Uma ótima maneira de fazer seu amigo parar de fumar...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=94387</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 4:12:57 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1690783\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"A Good Way to Quit Smoking Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTY5MDc4Mw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTY5MDc4Mw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

E se cagar nas calças também...]]></description></item><item><title>Siga o líder...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=51254</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 4:28:43 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1690707\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Triple Bike Wipeout Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTY5MDcwNw==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTY5MDcwNw==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Como ser um idiota em 5 lições...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=99716</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 9:59:29 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nSTTXk_Qik4&color1=0x6699&color2=0x54abd6&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/nSTTXk_Qik4&color1=0x6699&color2=0x54abd6&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

]]></description></item><item><title>Teletransporte...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=90338</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:01:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/eJaKwD2gyME&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/eJaKwD2gyME&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Certamente, uma das ideias mais fantasticas que já fizeram até hoje...]]></description></item><item><title>Ow...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=83510</link><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 5:14:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1692306\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Failed Parkour Attempt Off Bridge Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTY5MjMwNg==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTY5MjMwNg==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Essa doeu hein ;(]]></description></item><item><title>Nunca... NUNCA deixe seu carro em baixo de uma arvore...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=75384</link><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 5:16:10 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282794\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=282794\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

\"A lot of sh*t\"...
Pqp.. Muito azar hein]]></description></item><item><title>Sonho de toda mãe...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=57196</link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 3:40:47 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/BGo6iTebNRU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/BGo6iTebNRU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Novo golpe de wrestling...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=55561</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 6:20:13 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1711602\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Dude Drops Buddy On Head Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTcxMTYwMg==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTcxMTYwMg==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Enquanto eles tentavam algum golpe ai, descobriram outro :D]]></description></item><item><title>Crocodilo VS Tubarão</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=57500</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 6:40:02 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/DDcPwZf6Gts&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/DDcPwZf6Gts&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Super Xixi Mario</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=85757</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 6:44:29 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/IoMrG5_WVs8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/IoMrG5_WVs8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Magica + Namorado sem noção = ...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=88223</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:07:48 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/BLRQHXAy_Aw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/BLRQHXAy_Aw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

=DD]]></description></item><item><title>Mulher no skate...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=28987</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:09:36 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"448\" height=\"336\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=283364\"></param><embed src=\"http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=283364\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\"></embed></object></div>

Acho que nao combina muito bem nao, hein... :S]]></description></item><item><title>Momento embaraçoso pego pela camera de segurança...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=90450</link><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 4:19:06 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/TgNnwX6PNAY&hl=en_US&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/TgNnwX6PNAY&hl=en_US&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>


Sem palavras pra descrever...]]></description></item><item><title>Calorzinho em Porto Alegre...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=84826</link><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 5:19:39 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Vry-gWBfw7g&hl=en_US&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Vry-gWBfw7g&hl=en_US&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

]]></description></item><item><title>Corda de segurança fail...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=92169</link><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 7:05:29 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/i96WCHogkRY&hl=en_US&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/i96WCHogkRY&hl=en_US&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>


É segura mesmo, cara? O.o]]></description></item><item><title>Backflip fail...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=89968</link><pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 10:19:09 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Px6K4P0TuDE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Px6K4P0TuDE&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Auch.. Essa aí doeu em mim ;~(]]></description></item><item><title>Arremesso de martelo... Fail...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=26096</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 7:23:09 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/TtM0Ytaet6w&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/TtM0Ytaet6w&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Auch...]]></description></item><item><title>Fail... Até os sapos tem seus momentos difíceis...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=26557</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:54:46 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/wcvq7YMg5Q0&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/wcvq7YMg5Q0&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Carro paraguaio...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=29888</link><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 10:59:08 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zD56A_eI4iU&hl=en_US&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zD56A_eI4iU&hl=en_US&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

E aí, quem tá afim? :D]]></description></item><item><title>Reporter atacado por um pelicano ao vivo...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=55903</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 9:45:37 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/G9e4hBiLx2c&hl=en_US&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/G9e4hBiLx2c&hl=en_US&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"></embed></object></div>

Simplesmente hilário lol...
Até os pelicanos sabem que os metereologistas mentem U_U...]]></description></item><item><title>Quebra de braço extrema...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=23962</link><pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:25:06 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"464\" height=\"376\" id=\"1761394\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" alt=\"Extreme Rules Arm Wrestling Funny Videos\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://embed.break.com/MTc2MTM5NA==\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://embed.break.com/MTc2MTM5NA==\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowScriptAccess=always width=\"464\" height=\"376\"></embed></object></div>

Espero que essa moda não pegue :P]]></description></item><item><title>Auch...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=44550</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 3:02:51 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2LdB-T6LACE&hl=en_US&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2LdB-T6LACE&hl=en_US&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>

Mas que mierda, hein?]]></description></item><item><title>O Chamado...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=86553</link><pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:34:54 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"640\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zVQvutQar10&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/zVQvutQar10&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>


O final é meio inesperado...]]></description></item><item><title>Alguns não gostam de surpresas...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=64964</link><pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 16:52:13 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/GnUW2mepyhc&hl=en_US&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/GnUW2mepyhc&hl=en_US&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"></embed></object></div>]]></description></item><item><title>Vasectomia Grátis :d</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=30668</link><pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 15:56:31 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/bFMacxn2H9w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/bFMacxn2H9w&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=pt_BR&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Não era melhor ter ficado sentadinho?]]></description></item><item><title>Superman!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=42466</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 16:30:44 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/gnG4eyUvfl4&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/gnG4eyUvfl4&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Sempre achei esse vídeo super o_o
Sempre quis fazer isso O_O]]></description></item><item><title>Mágico... Hein?</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=60268</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:05:02 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/v35_a_GW9To&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/v35_a_GW9To&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Alguém me diz como ele fez isso? lol]]></description></item><item><title>Nova manobra no Skate!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=61043</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:08:27 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FgEhSjbLr-Y&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/FgEhSjbLr-Y&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Até na hora do fail o cara mandou bem :D]]></description></item><item><title>Vazamento de Café na BP!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=52238</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:23:43 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2AAa0gd7ClM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/2AAa0gd7ClM&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Ta em Ingreis mas dá pra entender :D]]></description></item><item><title>É assim que as coisas funcionam na China!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=39588</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 17:50:15 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/6HZJGeev8YY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/6HZJGeev8YY&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Por isso que é todo mundo quietinho =D]]></description></item><item><title>Eu já disse que o Ozzy é o cara?!</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=88056</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:23:17 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/sY9PeJOZpeA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/sY9PeJOZpeA&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

Ozzy Osbourne assustando o povo!
Morri de rir XD o/]]></description></item><item><title>Andando na água</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=49297</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 14:21:04 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Oe3St1GgoHQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/Oe3St1GgoHQ&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object>
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Você jamais conseguirá conseguir fazer aquilo que você considera ser impossível, embora o contrário não seja verdadeiro, você nunca saberá se não tentar.]]></description></item><item><title>Hello Ladies</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=26389</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 5:03:48 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/uLTIowBF0kE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/uLTIowBF0kE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

HaHa =D...]]></description></item><item><title>O gato mais ninja de todos...</title><link>http://www.killerturkey.com/post.php?id=23042</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 16:46:19 MST</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<div id=\"vid\"><object width=\"450\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/v71Dtj2W7pw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\"></param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"></param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"></param><embed src=\"http://www.youtube.com/v/v71Dtj2W7pw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1\" type=\"application/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"450\" height=\"385\"></embed></object></div>

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